The Sistine Chapel - A Satanic Building

Dear Church,
I have recently been counselling some young brides-to-be on the subject of indecent dressing in the church. Too often in Nigeria, I see wedding dresses which expose not just the hands and neck of the bride (although that is bad enough) but also the arms and shoulders!

No nudity in the church!
No exposed knees or elbows in the church!

I have always said that we in Nigeria practise the true form of Christianity as was intended 2000 years ago. The pollution of the religion by the morally lax Westerners has gone on for too long.

It is for this reason that I kindly ask you to leave a comment below, signing the petition to paint the ceilings of the Sistine Chapel a more sedate black or grey.

How can a building purport to be the House of our Father when there is a naked man with his unmentionables exposed each time you look up to your Father in heaven?

The demonic influences of the artist Michelangelo have been left exposed to innocent and pure eyes for too long.
You must forgive my offending your sensibilities with the awful snapshot of the celing, but I fear you won’t believe the horror unless you are fully confronted with it.

Please sign the petition.

Victorious Spending

Calvary greetings! I am Brother Owolabi, and I am here to cut your heart in two with the blazing and revealed word of God. God touched me. I want to touch you.

The Lord is not the Lord of the old year. Obliterate the past! Jeesuss is victorious and the meaning of that victory is that the Lord is the Lord of 2006. Amen? Our God is a God of the New Year!

Jeesuss is Lord. Amen?

OK, let’s look into the word of God, praise the Lord. Because a lot of people think that victorious living is something that just happens by hard-work, intelligence and luck. I cast out such demons in Jeesuss’ name! I bind any demon of intelligence right now! I bind any demon of good luck, any demon of hard-work in Jeesuss’ name. Ha, praise the Lord! For we walk by FAITH, amen?

People come up to you, people with university degrees, people puffed up with pride. They want you to use your own intelligence, they want you to think through things. That is a lie of Satan from deepest hell. Cast out such demons in Jeesuss’ mighty name.

Look at John chapter 10 verse 10 with me: “Satan cometh not but to steal, to kill, and to destroy.” Hmm! He cometh what? He cometh NOT. He cometh NOT what? He cometh NOT but to steal! Aha, praise the Lord! God is good.

Open your discernment now to the Holy Spirit as we do this analysis. It is Satan that steals profit, it is Satan that kills your purchasing power, it is Satan that destroys consumer confidence. Because, you see, that’s what Satan does. The Devil hates money, because he knows it can be used by the CHILDREN OF THE LIVING GOD for victorious living, and he doesn’t want you to be victorious in any way, amen?

The more you spend, the more the Lord blesses you, amen? Look at all the richest men in the world: deep down in their hearts, they are Christians. Bill Gates knows Jesus. Do you not think Jesus is worth knowing? Meanwhile, the poor and hungry are idol worshippers like the people of India. Pagan Indians like Gandhi and the Dalai Lama. They don't know the Lord, and they don't know the victory of Christ. Oh, praise the Lord! Oh God is good, amen?

The Devil hates money, but Jeesuss desires you to know him, to embrace him, to have victory in him and to love all that he has given you. Come! Come! Accept financial ability, accept overcoming, accept breakthrough in JEESUSS' name. Jeesuss was tortured and killed upon the cross to earn victory for you. Amen?Jesus was killed, your bank account will never be killed in Jeesuss' name. Ha, praise the Lord! Praise JEESUSS!

The Devil is a destroyer. That is his main trick. Don’t let him destroy your desire to pick up your cheque book right now and contribute to this Ministry. The Word says that Satan is a thief. Don’t let him thief thief your tithe!

The Devil shall not kill your will to send a cheque to the Church of Greener Pastures in JEESUSS name. That name is powerful. That name is beautiful. JEESUSS. And the Spirit of the Lord sayeth that it is a substantial sum, amen? Aha, we’re going to transform the WORLD for Jeesuss! Amen? There shall be a Lexus in your life this year, amen? There shall be a Mercedes Benz, amen? Molue shall not be your portion in Jeessus name. Bicycle shall not be your portion in Jeessus name. Walking shall not be your portion in Jeessus mighty name, amen!

Act in faith, and you surely shall be blessed! Do not be deceived by reality. for the Bible says, "We walk not by sight, but by faith", amen? Oh, God is good.

So, do you want to be victorious in 2006? I know that in Jeesuss' name, this inspired message has touched you. Send your cheque now!! Your portion shall be abundance in the mighty name of Jeessus! Amen.