Dear Believers,
Are you
-stuck in a rut at your present church?
-unable to find a life-partner, inspite of fervent prayers and regular tithing?
- still awaiting promotion at work, after years of steadfast dedication?
- still riding the bus while your friends are cruising in BMWs?
- fat?
-worried that your enemies might prosper?
Then The Church of Greener Pastures is for you.
Join today and take advantage of our special Hotline to Heaven Offer.
We guarantee an answer to one of your prayers, or half of your tithe back!
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