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Our church is too defended to be a victim!
Amen!

Our church will defeat all forces of darkness and enemies of the faith!#
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Our church will bring deliverance to all those who suffer!
Amen!

Especially to those with incurable diseases!
Amen!

Our church will give the wretched of the earth hope, will send devil-worshippers to Hell, will bring the Angel's blessings to we mortals!
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Above all, our church will make our nation (Nigeria) the most powerful nation on the planet, with nuclear weapons and everything!
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Welcome Statement

Dear Believers,

Are you
-stuck in a rut at your present church?
-unable to find a life-partner, inspite of fervent prayers and regular tithing?
- still awaiting promotion at work, after years of steadfast dedication?
- still riding the bus while your friends are cruising in BMWs?
- fat?
-worried that your enemies might prosper?

Then The Church of Greener Pastures is for you.

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