Thursday, January 26, 2006

The Sistine Chapel - A Satanic Building



Dear Church,
I have recently been counselling some young brides-to-be on the subject of indecent dressing in the church. Too often in Nigeria, I see wedding dresses which expose not just the hands and neck of the bride (although that is bad enough) but also the arms and shoulders!

No nudity in the church!
No exposed knees or elbows in the church!

I have always said that we in Nigeria practise the true form of Christianity as was intended 2000 years ago. The pollution of the religion by the morally lax Westerners has gone on for too long.

It is for this reason that I kindly ask you to leave a comment below, signing the petition to paint the ceilings of the Sistine Chapel a more sedate black or grey.

How can a building purport to be the House of our Father when there is a naked man with his unmentionables exposed each time you look up to your Father in heaven?

The demonic influences of the artist Michelangelo have been left exposed to innocent and pure eyes for too long.
You must forgive my offending your sensibilities with the awful snapshot of the celing, but I fear you won’t believe the horror unless you are fully confronted with it.

Please sign the petition.